1 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:24,150 What's wrong? 2 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:30,390 Men are crazy. 3 00:00:32,910 --> 00:00:35,410 Why do men have to be so lame? 4 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:41,930 I disagree. 5 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:45,150 What? 6 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:48,530 This guy. 7 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:51,570 I've been texting that guy. 8 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,520 Remember from the beach? 9 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,360 Oh, really? The tall guy? 10 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,360 Yeah. So hot. 11 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:58,780 So hot. 12 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,280 So weird. 13 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:02,640 So weird. 14 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:04,060 It's not funny. 15 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:05,360 It's so tragic. 16 00:01:06,940 --> 00:01:08,820 Why? He's so hot. 17 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,240 What? 18 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,700 He's so hot. 19 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:17,480 Like, I can't even handle it. And he doesn't even have that back of a 20 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,160 personality. But he's being so weird. 21 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:27,550 And you just sent me the weirdest text, and... I don't know. 22 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,650 Don't you just wanna... It's not gonna happen for me. 23 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:34,530 Why? Are you an asshole? 24 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,170 Just kinda douchey. 25 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:43,970 Just kinda... I mean, I wanna fuck him, right? 26 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:50,470 Yeah. I wanna go over there and fuck him, but he's kinda... He's kinda... 27 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:54,100 assuming, he already knows I don't want to fuck him. 28 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,680 He's not playing the game with me. 29 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:01,100 And I'm not, I'm not for hire. 30 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:04,800 I'm not a hooker. But you want to have sex with him. 31 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,340 Yeah, but I don't want him to know that I want to have sex with him. 32 00:02:09,039 --> 00:02:11,100 I want to be wooed, you know? 33 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,220 Girls are crazy. 34 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,600 Guys are crazy. 35 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:22,160 Because just as he's tall and super hot, I can't, I can't just fold. 36 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,320 I think you should go have sex with him. 37 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,840 If that's what you want to do, stop. 38 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:28,940 Why are you complicating this? 39 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,260 We're supposed to be having fun on vacation. 40 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,440 I don't know. 41 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:35,100 It just doesn't feel right. 42 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,700 He doesn't have a good personality. Why did he have to be like that? 43 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,800 Another one down the drain. 44 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,480 Maybe it's the lower standards a little bit. 45 00:02:52,619 --> 00:02:58,060 No, I just need to have sex with less attractive guys. 46 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,720 You know? 47 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,200 I mean, you could just have sex with attractive guys and assume they're going 48 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,920 be like assholes sometimes. 49 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:11,640 I would, but if I have sex with them once, I want to have sex with them 50 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,680 And I bet he won't even. 51 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,040 I bet he's just going to use me like a hole and be done. 52 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,500 Which I can't do that. 53 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,400 What's wrong with that? I've done that before. I can't do that. 54 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:22,970 I need a nice guy. 55 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,130 I'm ready for a nice guy. 56 00:03:25,890 --> 00:03:29,650 Okay, well, we're on vacation right now, so you should just fuck an asshole and 57 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:30,650 not worry about it. 58 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:34,190 Straight people are so complicated. 59 00:03:34,470 --> 00:03:35,470 It's ridiculous. 60 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,590 Just go have sex. 61 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:39,510 I wish I could fuck you. 62 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:43,150 That would be nice. Just like my friend. 63 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:46,010 Like someone nice that I like. 64 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:48,590 Well, we can't have everything we want. 65 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:50,690 Yeah, we can. 66 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:52,370 Why not? 67 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:54,470 Because I'm gay. 68 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:56,090 It's not going to work. 69 00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:03,970 Yeah, but... How do you know? A hole is a hole. 70 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:07,290 I mean, don't you want to try? 71 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:13,490 I don't think that's something... It would be so easy. We don't even have to 72 00:04:13,490 --> 00:04:14,490 flirt with people. 73 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:17,070 We can just fuck whenever we want. 74 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:20,450 You're my best friend. You're not like... 75 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:24,290 It's a girlfriend, because I don't have girlfriends. I'm gay. 76 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,010 Yeah, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. 77 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:28,510 I just want to be a whole. 78 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:33,390 It's not going to, like, it doesn't work like that. I have to get, like, a boner 79 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:34,390 and stuff, you know? 80 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:37,130 But maybe you could. 81 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,010 What if you just pretended I was the guy? 82 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:42,510 I don't think my imagination is that I could. 83 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:43,770 I think you could do it. 84 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:47,930 Come on. 85 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:51,220 Come on. 86 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,380 What are you doing? 87 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,000 Have you ever thought about it? 88 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,360 Having sex with a girl? 89 00:04:57,740 --> 00:05:01,780 I mean, yeah, I've thought about it. I thought, like, I wouldn't like it. 90 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,400 How do you know? 91 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:08,320 What if you could, like, what if it would still make you cum? 92 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,260 I mean, I wouldn't be, like, totally against it, I guess. 93 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,280 Can we try it? 94 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:19,260 Is it for real? Let's do it. Let's do it. 95 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:22,170 Let's just see. I'm really good at sex. 96 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,110 I can do it. 97 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:29,310 I don't know if you're that good at sex to make me... Okay, we can try it, I 98 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:31,190 guess. And you have such a nice dick. 99 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,310 Well, thank you. 100 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:35,530 It'll work. 101 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:38,310 I'll get it hard. 102 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:40,230 You're crazy. 103 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:41,510 I can do it. 104 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:42,990 Okay, fine, we'll try it. 105 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:45,950 I just don't think it's going to work. 106 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:48,290 It's going to work. 107 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:49,860 I can do anything. 108 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,280 And I'm good at blowjobs. 109 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,760 Does that feel good? 110 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,360 Does it feel different than a man? 111 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:04,340 I mean, a little bit, I guess. 112 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,540 Have you never been with a girl before? 113 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,180 No. 114 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:11,180 That's so sad. 115 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,480 That's such a nice penis. 116 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:19,190 Is there anything you like? 117 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:21,190 I can do anything you like. 118 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:24,870 I don't think you'd sell anything I like. 119 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,190 I'm going to play with your butthole. 120 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:28,790 Do you like your balls sucked? 121 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:30,710 Yeah. Yeah? 122 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,910 Do you want me to tickle your butthole? 123 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:39,510 I mean, I... Yeah, but you're not going to... You wouldn't lick my butthole. I 124 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:40,510 would lick your butthole. 125 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:42,470 I'll do anything. 126 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:44,250 I want to have sex. 127 00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:46,910 I'm warning you. 128 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:49,960 This is a nice penis. 129 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:54,740 And I like you. 130 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:58,780 I'm a friend. 131 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:09,320 Does that feel good? Yeah. 132 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:45,150 I told you he makes like all penises get hard 133 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:49,060 I've never tried a gay one, but I assume they're the same. 134 00:07:52,460 --> 00:07:53,760 Because a mouth is a mouth. 135 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,040 It's working. 136 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:57,680 I told you. 137 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:11,460 I didn't know girls could 138 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:13,260 blowjobs like this. 139 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:14,580 What do you mean? 140 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,100 Girls like invented blowjobs. 141 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:19,880 I don't know if that's true. 142 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,660 I thought girls didn't like giving blowjobs. 143 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,120 I do. 144 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:29,240 I like them. I thought they just sucked it for like a couple seconds. 145 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:31,680 Is that why you're gay? 146 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,140 Because you think girls don't like sex? 147 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,360 No. I'm always fucking, you know that. 148 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:43,340 Yeah, but I just figured you were like, make out and like stick it in or 149 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:44,340 something. 150 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,480 What are you doing? 151 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:37,590 You're doing so good. 152 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:44,750 I told you. 153 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:54,390 Is this how guys keep themselves? 154 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,420 Don't come yet. I need to fuck. 155 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,140 Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. 156 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,820 Are you ready? 157 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,980 It's way easier being a guy. I could just give you a blowjob. 158 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:57,920 I don't come from blowjobs. 159 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,260 They're not even called blowjobs. 160 00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:03,200 I don't have anything to blow. 161 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:09,700 It goes like dick in their holes. 162 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,880 You've never been in a pussy before? 163 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,380 No. Today's going to be your first day. 164 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:20,940 Let's try it. 165 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:39,980 I'm so excited. 166 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,620 I didn't expect to be doing this today. 167 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,360 Exactly what I needed. 168 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,560 Just helping out my best friend. 169 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,320 How's it feel? 170 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,680 It's pretty good. 171 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,820 You're a really nice guy. 172 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,960 Will my boobs turn you off if I show you them? No, they can pull them off. You 173 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,820 can squeeze them off. 174 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,830 Ooh! 175 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,680 You could go in my butt. 176 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,279 You do? 177 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,280 Yeah. 178 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,860 It'll be like a man anyway. 179 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,320 Like you're used to that, right? 180 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,980 Well, yeah. 181 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,240 It'll be better. 182 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,420 You want me to just put it in your butt? Yeah, I like it. 183 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,220 Just like that? Yeah. 184 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,400 You can do it. 185 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:00,860 I need it. 186 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,040 I can't have you just going soft. 187 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,200 Do you have lube? 188 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,040 I like it. I just use fed. 189 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,440 Okay. 190 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,480 You also use that? 191 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,920 Yeah. 192 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,660 You can just stick it in. 193 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 How does that feel? 194 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,500 That feels really good. Yeah? 195 00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:56,980 Yeah. 196 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:05,440 I suppose you feel good, but I just, I don't know. This is like basically gay 197 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,440 sex. 198 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:37,930 We can do this. 199 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,240 I could do this all the time, I could do. 200 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:04,790 Bet you're a bi. 201 00:32:05,470 --> 00:32:08,390 I guess I... That went so well. 202 00:32:08,690 --> 00:32:10,230 I guess I technically probably am now. 203 00:32:11,690 --> 00:32:12,850 Just for butthole, though. 204 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,250 You didn't like pussy. 205 00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:20,330 It was okay. I could try it again, but the butthole was the best. 206 00:32:21,550 --> 00:32:23,210 I like butthole, too. Perfect. 207 00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:26,050 We can do this more. 208 00:32:27,790 --> 00:32:28,790 Yeah. 209 00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:33,280 We could do this all the time. I think that's not a bad idea. Right?